Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.