Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

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What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!