Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.