What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why are you wearing?

existentialist reporter on the red carpet

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"