What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out