What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out