How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.