Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance