What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Previous Random Joke Next
Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo