Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.