Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company