Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish pokemon.

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.