Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

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They can't. There's a wall.

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Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!