Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

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What is a trailer park's favorite game?

Twister

What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game?

Twister.