Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game?

Twister.