Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Twister Jokes More Twister Jokes

What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game?

Twister.

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!