Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

What is a trailer park's favorite game?

Twister