When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
A woman changes hers more often.
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God Dam It!
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
A good start
The Indy 500.
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
