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You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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Shello
Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
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When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.