Martian Jokes

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar