When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

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What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.