When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.