What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.