How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback