None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
zero, because none of them knows how to
Both got screwed out of office
None. They already glow.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.