None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
You cant count them when its dark
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
When somebody asks for a raise
Lacoste intolerant.
the harder you hit 'em the more english you get
Sleighs 'em