How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.