None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Need to know ASAP.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Sleighs 'em
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
