What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection