What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.