What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak