Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.