What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.