What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.