What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !