What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.