What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill