What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill