How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.