What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.