What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!