What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.