What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS