How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.