Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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What do native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.