Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.