How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".