How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...