How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

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What starts with r and ends with d?

removed

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's