What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"