What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you make a redditor impatient?

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Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.