What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"