What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

loading...

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.