Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Wait Room Jokes More Wait Room Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room?

You're just gonna have to be a little patient.

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.