Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Wait Room Jokes More Wait Room Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room?

You're just gonna have to be a little patient.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"