Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!