What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin