What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.