What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout