Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.