Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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A Sandy Hook

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

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throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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Grounds for termination.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.