When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
I blame my shelf
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Knock, knock.
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
It leaves.
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
Under the ground.
That's grounds for divorce!"
They are both nuts.
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
