How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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A dog knows what is 'no'.

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gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.