How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.