Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Antique Jokes More Antique Jokes

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!