Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.