Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
Some people think God is real.
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
