What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

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At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck