Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
You can find a small bag of each under a buck.
The hornier, the better!
A dill doe.
A Pi-cashew
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)