What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!