What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh