What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

Previous Random Joke Next

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.