What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"