What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending