What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "