How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.