How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.