How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.