What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P