What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.