Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery