Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy