Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese