Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!