What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!