What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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