What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey