How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!