How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo