What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.