What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.