What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar