What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !