What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.