What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"